40 Christmas Lunchbox Jokes to Add Holiday Cheer to Your Child’s Day
Pack a little laughter this season with these merry and bright Christmas lunchbox jokes!
Looking to spread some holiday cheer beyond the tree? Christmas lunchbox jokes are a fun, easy way to surprise your kids during their school day. These silly, family-friendly jokes are the perfect addition to your child’s lunchbox, adding a little laughter between bites and a whole lot of joy to their December days.
Whether you’re writing them on sticky notes, printing them on festive cards, or adding a special message to a sandwich bag, these Christmas lunchbox jokes are sure to bring big smiles. Bonus? They’re a great way to keep the Christmas magic going all season long—even during math class.
🎄 40 Christmas Lunchbox Jokes for Kids
- What do elves use to take notes in school?
→ Their elf-abet! - Why don’t Christmas trees sew?
→ They always drop their needles! - What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
→ Wrap music! - Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
→ He was picking his nose! - What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
→ This one’s gonna sleigh you! - Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
→ Because she’ll let it go! - What kind of photos does Santa take?
→ Elfies! - What does a gingerbread man use to fix his house?
→ Icing and gumdrops! - What do snowmen eat for lunch?
→ Icebergers! - Why did Santa go to school?
→ To improve his “Ho-Ho-Homework”! - What game do elves play in the classroom?
→ Snow and tell! - What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
→ Sandy Claws! - What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
→ The Who! - How do you scare a snowman?
→ With a hairdryer! - Why did Rudolph bring a pencil to school?
→ To draw a red nose! - What do elves eat for breakfast?
→ Frosted flakes and jingle juice! - What do Santa’s helpers eat for lunch?
→ Sub-sleighs! - What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
→ A snowball! - Why did the ornament get a timeout?
→ It was hanging around too much! - Why did the turkey join the Christmas band?
→ Because he had the drumsticks! - How do snowmen travel to school?
→ By “icicle”! - What do you call Santa when he’s on a break?
→ Santa Pause! - How do elves clean their hands?
→ With Santatizer! - Why didn’t the reindeer go to school?
→ He was too “deer” to go! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
→ Frostbite! - What do you call an old snowman?
→ Water. - What kind of bug hates Christmas?
→ A humbug! - Why did the elf bring a ladder to lunch?
→ To reach the top shelf snacks! - What do gingerbread men wear to school?
→ Cookie cutters! - What does Santa say at snack time?
→ “Yule love this!” - Why don’t Christmas trees ever fight?
→ They always pine for peace. - How does Santa stay organized?
→ He keeps a “claus-et”! - Why did the student eat his spelling test?
→ Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! - What do reindeer do before school starts?
→ Stretch their deer legs! - Why did the snowman go to school?
→ To chill with his friends! - What did one snowflake say to the other?
→ You’re one of a kind! - What’s Santa’s favorite school subject?
→ Chemis-tree! - Why was the elf so good at math?
→ He loved to count his blessings! - What do you call a snowman party?
→ A snowball! - What do elves say when they’re surprised?
→ “No way, sleigh!”
✨ Tips for Using Christmas Lunchbox Jokes
- Write them on red and green paper for extra festive flair
- Add one joke per day starting Dec 1 as a countdown to Christmas
- Print and laminate a full set for reusable joy
- Stick them in lunchboxes, snack bags, or even their water bottle label!
